[humor] Różne ROTFLE ...

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MaxStirner

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Trafiłem na wybór z działu Legal Threats Pirate Bay:

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.
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Go fuck yourself.
Hello and thank you for contacting us. We have shut down the website in question.
Oh wait, just kidding. We haven't, since the site in question is fully legal. Unlike certain other countries, such as the one you're in, we have
sane copyright laws here. But we also have polar bears roaming the streets and attacking people
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response to ADV films:Hello, my dear sir(s)!
We all like Evangelion a lot. This, however, does not mean that we like YOU
....
Sincerely
/Judas, on the behalf of The Pirate Bay
> Apple is prepared to take further actions to stop the sites illegal
> activities, and Apple expressly reserves its rights. I am available
> to discuss this matter at any time. If you are represented by counsel
> in this matter, please provide me with the identity of that counsel.·
Instead of simply recommending that you sodomize yourself with a
retractable baton, let me recommend a specific model - the ASP 21". The
previous lawyers tried to use a cheaper brand, but it broke during the
action.
> Please act expeditiously to remove or disable access to the material
> or items claimed to be infringing.
The material hosted on The Pirate Bay is (check all that apply):
Your copyrighted work
German scheisse-porn
Torrent files X
Now that's what I call a miserable attempt at a cliff-hanger. Let me guess, you failed your literature classes? Just like you failed law
school and the police academy, and became MR WEB SHERIFF. John, is that you?

Btw szkoda że tak mało - jak ktoś zzna jeszcze jakąś perełkę niech podrzuci
 

Hitch

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Te fotki nasunęły mi szatański plan. Dzieci nie mogą iść do pierdla, więc wystarczy jednego szkraba wyszkolić jak w tym filmie "Hannah"... ;)
 
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